Summary
What's happened so far in the main fic (spoilers for everything)
Names & ChatS
List of all usernames in the main fic plus every group chat ever mentioned
Q&A
Some general questions and answers
Summary (spoilers!)
Chapter 1-6
Minho & Chan decide the group should talk more about gay sex.
Minho's sex-ed starts.
Reveal: MinChan had a one-night stand before debut. Jeongin and Chan kissed. Jisung and Chan have been hooking up for about a year. Seungmin & Hyunjin are together
Seungmin & Hyunjin have sex with Minho.
Chan & Jisung get together.
Hyunjin & Jisung start dating.
Changbin & Felix start dating.
Stray Kids talk about their kinks.Chapter 7-9
Minho & Chan fight.
Group finds out about Hyunjin & Jisung.
Reveal: Minho wanted to confess to Jisung before debut. Chan told him not to. Jisung used to be in love with Minho.
Jisung asks Minho if he's still in love with Jisung.Chapter 10-13
So much SeungJinHo sex.
Hyunjin offers for Felix (and later Changbin) to watch him fuck himself with a vibrator.
Jeongin & Minho kiss.
Jisung loses his virginity to Chan.Chapter 14-15
Stray Kids play secret santa.
SeungJinSung have sex.
Reveal: Felix & Jisung blowjobs.
More sex-ed (talking about kinks).
Hyunjin fucks himself with a vibrator with Changbin & Felix watching.Chapter 16-22
Reveal: Minho & Jeongin are dating.
Chan reacts badly to the news.
Jisung runs away.
Hyunjin is bothered that Minho isn't in love with him.
Hyunjin & Felix have phone sex.
Minho is still in love with Jisung.
Reveal: Chan's awful ex-boyfriend.
Chan explains and apologizes.Chapter 23-26
Jisung's sexual to do list.
Jisung tops for the first time.
Minho & Jisung decide to put off dating until the new year.
More sex-ed (condoms).
Chan starts therapy.
Changbin is Minho-santa's little helper (+ sexting about the others).
Hyunjin teaches Felix how to suck Changbin.
Minho offers himself up as stress relief to Chan. Chan declines.
Truth or dare: Seungmin kisses Changbin. Changbin kisses Jisung.
Changbin rims Felix.Chapter 27-31
Minho's group dates.
Felix hears Chan & Jisung have sex.
"Blind butt grabbing"
Felix & Jisung re-enact "JiLix sampling lube flavors" for Chan & Changbin.
Minho & Chan kiss.
Hyunjin (accidentally) texts Jeongin about wanting to fuck Seungmin.Chapter 32-34
Mistletoe kisses: Seungmin & Jeongin, Minho & Chan, Jisung & Jeongin
Jisung has kissed everyone in the group. Minho has kissed everyone in the group.
Chan walks in on Minho & Jeongin making out.
Chan & Minho confess.
Secret Santa.Chapter 35
Orgy (Minho & Chan with everyone watching)Chapter 36-41
Chan take Minho on a date.
Chan confesses to Jeongin.
Jisung & Chan & fishnets stockings.
Chan promises Changbin a MinChan/ChangLix double date.
Changbin has a wet dream about Minho (and panics).
Felix overhears Hyunjin talking about a plan to get him alone and misunderstands the situation.
Someone puts the SKZoo dolls into naughty positions.
The group plays Never Have I Ever.
Happy New Year! The Kids get drunk.Chapter 42-43
Jisung & Minho get together.
Chan walks in on Changbin & Felix.
Jisung, Chan & Minho have sex.Chapter 44-47
Hyunjin confesses to Felix. Gets rejected.
Felix tries to have sex with Changbin. It doesn't go well.
Seungmin bottoms for Minho.
Hyunjin is visibly sad. So is Felix. The group is worried.
Hyunjin dyes his hair black.
Felix reveals that he thought Hyunjin was trying to break Felix and Changbin up. Hyunjin reveals his romantic plan to confess to both of them. Changbin breaks down the door.
Felix, Hyunjin & Changbin get together.Chapter 48-54
Felix, Hyunjin & Changbin decide not to have sex while Felix is so scared of it.
Minho starts organizing an orgy.
Reveal: Minho gave Felix a vibrator.
Seungmin confesses to Jisung.
Chan asks Jeongin on a date.
Chan & Jeongin get together.Chapter 55
Orgy (Minho teaches Felix how to finger Jisung)Chapter 56-59
The morning after the orgy Jisung & Felix suck Hyunjin's cock.
Chan tries out pick-up lines.
So many Seungmin & Jeongin kisses...
Jisung & Seungmin get together.
Seungmin finds out that Jeongin keeps putting the SKZoo dolls into naughty positions.
Minho buys Felix another vibrator.
Jisung & Seungmin have sex.Chapter 60-64
Minho gives Changbin a fucking curriculum for Felix.
Jisung & Chan have sex in the studio with Changbin watching.
Jisung gives Chan a rundown of all current SKZ relationships.
Minho & Chan go on a date to feed stray cats.
Felix & Jeongin talk about their relationships.
Hyunjin, Felix & Changbin discuss boundaries and fears.
Jeongin hears Minho & Hyunjin have sex.Chapter 65-70
Felix re-enacts Hyunjin's confession to him with the help of the group.
Jisung gets sick.
Seungmin & Hyunjin have sex in the kitchen while the others are in the next room.
The group plays truth or dare.
Jisung and Changbin discuss potential foursomes.Chapter 71-73
Seungmin tells (sexts) Changbin about a foursome.
Chan and Jeongin clear up a misunderstanding, talk about sex and spend the night in one bed.
Jeongin starts practicing shibari.
Minho tries to get Chan to relax.
Hyunjin gets waxed.
00z + Jeongin get drunk.
Hyunjin and Jeongin kiss.Chapter 74-76
Jeongin hears that he kissed Hyunjin and freaks out.
Changbin rims Hyunjin.
Felix has a little freak-out over Changbin and Hyunjin having sex without him. Jisung saves the day.
Changbin dreams about getting fucked by Chan (and Jisung).
Felix gets fingered by Changbin and Minho.
Minho, Chan, Felix and Changbin go on a double date.Chapter 77-78
Minho decrees that Changbin and Chan have to kiss each other and Felix.
Jeongin and Minho jerk off together.
Minho and Jisung go on a date.
Hyunjin and Felix go on a date and talk about Chan.
Jeongin ties Chan up.Chapter 79
Group sex (Minho tries double penetration with Jisung and Seungmin)Chapter 80-
Seungmin says "I love you" to Minho.
Minho calls Chan "honey".
Jeongin's birthday!
The group discusses Minho's ranking of favorite members.
Changbin gifts Hyunjin fancy condoms.
Chan realizes his feelings for Felix.
Felix locks Jeongin and Hyunjin in a room.
Seungmin and Jisung say "I love you" to each other.
Jeongin and Hyunjin kiss.
Hyunjin, Jisung and Felix have sex.
Names & Chats
Nicknames in the main fic (current nicknames bolded):★ Bang Chan - angrybird, bangingchanhard, bangingchanonthefloorthewallandeverywhere, channiehyungie, bangingchan★ Lee Know - threecats, totallynotakitten, kitten★ Changbin - binbinbin, binniebaby★ Hyunjin - littleprince★ Han - hanandonly★ Felix - otherotherkitten, fairylix★ Seungmin - seungmo★ I.N. - theyangjeongin, minnieinnie, otherkitten, foxdemon, babyfoxGroup chats & members:
skz makes your dreams come true: OT8hyunjin's skz harem (in progress) ♥: Hyunjin, Jisung, Seungmin, Minho, Changbin, Felixyooo yeet: Felix, Changbin4.6% chance of remarriage: Seungmin, Minho#1 most likely to end up in an air fryer: Hyunjin, Minhofoxes are honorary cats: Jeongin, Minhoanti-bungee association: Jisung, Minhocongrats now we're all dating: Jisung, Minho, Chanhyung-line visuals: Minho, Changbinleader + real leader: Chan, Jeonginyou're a hyung, harry: Chan, Minho, Changbin97One: Chan, Jisungmaster seungmin, teach me your ways!!: Jisung, Seungminblondes do it better: Felix, HyunjinQuokkaLlama Zoo: Jisung, Hyunjinpeople who room with lee minho: Seungmin, HyunjinSOPA gang: Jeongin, Hyunjinstream Cry For Me: Felix, Jisungmen at work(ing out): Changbin, Chanweekend vlive guild: Chan, Hyunjinaussie cat + korean cat: Minho, Felixcouncil of elders: Minho, Chanoi oi oi: Felix, Chancuties on top: Felix, Jeonginyou must be this tall to maknae: Seungmin, Jeongin (vocal racha)JinnieBinnie: Changbin, Hyunjindays since innie threatened to leave the group because of han jisung: 0: Jisung, Jeonginthe minchan agenda: Jeongin, Jisung, Seungmin, Changbin, Hyunjin, FelixI'm not ok, boomer: maknae-lineracharacharaprap: Changbin, Jisungpuppycat boys: Felix, Seungmincanines: Chan, Seungminbodyguard seo at your service: Changbin, Jeonginnot cats but still ok: Minho, Hyunjin, Seungmin, Jeongin, Chan3raftsmen: 3rachadancetabasco: dancerachamy threesome is better than your threesome: Changbin, Felix, Hyunjindo not mention this chat to hyunjin – this means you han jisung! - Changbin, Felix, Minho, Seungmin, Jisung, Jeongin1 ½ super duper principled men - Wooyoung (woohoo) of ATEEZ, Changbin
Q&A
Q: When will this fic end?
Who knows? My goal is to show off all eight members in a romantic relationship with each other. As of right now I assume this will happen somewhere around Thunderous promotions and that's still so far away that we'll easily reach chapter 100 x.xQ: What's this about the sock colors?
The sock colors are a sexy-times warning system made up by Jisung and Hyunjin in chapter 27:
black - stay out
pink - welcome to join
striped - come in if necessary but keep eyes closed
white - come in and watch
green - HAVE to come in (or leave snacks)
blue - Not Safe For JeonginQ: I see "survey" but when I click the link it says it's closed?
I opened two surveys, one in late 2021 and one in late 2022, and asked readers to give me their favorite pairings and prompts. Both surveys are now closed and I'm working to fill as many prompts as possible. If I make good progress I will open a new survey for prompts in November 2023.Q: What about ___ storyline, are you still continuing that?
Apart from more general everyone falling in love with each other, these are the storylines I'm still continuing / that will have more developments:
- Minho vs Chan's ex
- Felix and That Vibrator
- Jisung's sexual to do list (incl. the as-yet-unrevealed "#6")
- MinChan + ChangLix double date
- Jeongin learning shibariQ: Is there anywhere I can read more from you?
I also write original work. Currently nothing is published, but you can sign up for my newsletter here and I will send you a updates whenever I write something.